love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
