His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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