I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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