How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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