I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize