Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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