I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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