I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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