similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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