Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
