what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So. Much. Porn.
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