Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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