We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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