So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Let's paint friendship bongs
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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