Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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