Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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