He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We're not piercing ourselves today.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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