Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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