This girl is more easily done than said...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
