So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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