I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
