all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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