So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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