She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
either way he was missing a nipple.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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