Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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