you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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