didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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