Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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