I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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