Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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