Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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