If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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