I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
