Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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