i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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