I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Couch. On fire.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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