I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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