You can't special order awesome
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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