If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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