i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
