I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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