Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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