But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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