Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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