I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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