that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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