We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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