My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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