Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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