Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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