Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
