Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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